The True Appliance Of Science
(I volunteer at a children’s museum in their dinosaur area, where I work in the lab. We work behind a glass window that we keep open so the kids can ask us questions about the bones we are cleaning.)
Every Kid: *completely ignoring me* “Wow! A real dinosaur bone!”
One Awesome Kid: *staring directly at me* “Wow! A real scientist!”
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